Dirty SMS

2 Dogs Were having SéX.
SON: dad Ye Kya Ho Rha Hai?
DAD: Peche Wala dog Sahara Le kar Chal Raha Hai.
SON: Ajeeb Zamana Hai Jise Sahara Do Wohi “bund” Marta Hai

aai thi sardi
Lagi thi thand

Sukrri thi Phudi

Akray thay Lan.
,

,
aa gai garmi

Chali gai thand

Khul gai Phudi

Latak gay Lan.!
,

Happy Summer Season ;)

Lun pe Aitebar kis ko hy ?

Mil jaye Phudi Inkaar kis ko hy ?

Kuch Majboorian hain ay faraz wrna ..

Muth Maarne se Pyar kis ko he.

Sardar! kal pehli vari main bv di yaad Bhulan wasty sharab Di Botal da Sahara laeta..

Friend:Faer ke hoya?

SARDAR:Hona ki C.. Lulli phas gai Botel Vich!!*

Aurat K 3 Karishmay!

1) Baghair Ghas Khaye Doodh Deti Hai.
2) Baghair Daanton K Kaccha Gosht Khati Hai.
Aur
3) Baghair Lund K Mard Ki Gaand pharh Deti Hai…

12 ko naraz thi
13 ko barat thi
14 ko suhagrat thi
15 ko bear ki barsat thi
Aankh kuli to pata chala
Sapno ki kali raat thi
Hath me lulli or shalwar brbad thi.

Suhaag raat ko wife Shohar se boli sex KARO

Shohar: Muje kuch nahi ata

Wife: Koi bat nahi
jaise main karu vaise hi karte jao

Wife ne kapre utare
Shohar ne b kapre utare
Wife ne letker taange utha li.
To Shohar ne b letkar taange utha li aur bola: “ab”?

Wife : ab aisa kar Saale Baahar se 3 admi le kar a .Ek meri marega aur ek TERI.

Shohar : aur teesra?

Wife : teesra admi is SMS parne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha ha..