Dirty SMS

Teacher ne bache se kaha:
1 se 10 tak gino main tumhen
“kiss”
Dongi

Bacha :
Agar main 1 se 1000 tak ginun to kya .

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“Kuss”
Do gi?

1 LUN adalat min gia.
OR
Faryad ki
Judge Sab.
Min chota tha to mera gala kat dia gya,
thora bara hua to masal masal k meri halat khrab kar di,
OR
Jab min jawan howa to muje roz andhy kunwin my dala jata jaha garmi aor tangi ki waja se mera dam ghut-ta.
Muje roz ultiyan ati thin
aor mujy bayhoshi ki halat may bahar nikala jata mera kasoor kiya hy?
Judge: Benchod tera kasoor ye hy k tu akarta bohut hy!!!

“Nars”.
khan sahib aap ko “mubarak” ho ap ke han
2 jurwan betay huye hain…!!!
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..
“pathan”.
ye to hona hi tha main ny “koshish jo dono taraf sy ki thi..

Aurat:
DR. Sahib mai 3 saal tuk Bachay Paida nahi karna chahti.

Docter:
To Condom lay lo.

Aurat:
Pani K sath ya Doodh K sath.

Docter:
LUND K sath.

ARZ KIYA HAI

AAJ LULLI HAI KAL LULLA HOGA

WAH WAH WAH

AAJ LULLI HAI KAL LULLA HOGA

BHAI SAHAB AAP K PAS 5000 KA KUHLLA HOGA?

Shama ka dil nahi karta kisi ka par jalanay ko…

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Parwana khud aata ha apni maa yuvany ko…
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“Pakiza Jazba”

Jub Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo or Wo Tumhen Iska Badla Wafa De
To
Jaan Lo

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Tattay Utha Raha He,
Zarur Koi Matlab Hoga Gandu Ka.