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  • Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho
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    Ghussa nahi krna

    mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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    P=pyare
    A=ache
    G=Great
    A=anmol
    L=lovley

    kaha tha na PAGAL ho.

  • Jab rat ko
    koi Tum per
    char jey,

    Apni Monchoon
    se Tum ko
    chomay

    Or
    Apni Balon wali
    Tangen Tum
    par pherey

    To
    Samajh jana ye

    Sala
    LAL BAIG
    hy..

  • Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
    Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
    Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
    Boy: Doobara Try Kro
    Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
    Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
    Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
    Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
    Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
    Gol Gappay
    Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.

  • B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?

    GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
    Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
    Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
    Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
    Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
    1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
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    Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)

  • Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?

    Socho sochte raho

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    Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
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    “Dirty Mind”

    Neeche poocha tha
    Andar nahi.

  • Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai

    Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti hai..
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    .socho kya?
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    Ghalat mat samjho yaar
    Shanaakhti card ki.

  • “Boojho to jane”

    Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai

    Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai

    Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai

    Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai

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    Sharam karo yar wo ” soch rahe ho na
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    Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag yaar!!

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