Double Meaning SMS

Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai

Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti hai..
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.socho kya?
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Ghalat mat samjho yaar
Shanaakhti card ki.

“Boojho to jane”

Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai

Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai

Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai

Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai

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Sharam karo yar wo ” soch rahe ho na
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Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag yaar!!

Kehte hain LARKI k hath me Barkat hoti hy Bilkul sahi hy! Q k 3 inch ki chiz hath mein do to 9 inch ki kr deti hai Jese

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“Chapaati”
Alwys Think Positive yaar!!

College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo

SIR: Thora ruko aram se longa

Girl: Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain gay

Saas: Naya chawal aaya hai, pakane mein kesa hai?
Bahu: Bilkul aap k bete jesa, charhte hi pak jata hai,foran pani chor deta hai is liye foran utarna parta hai

Bhej k SMS aapko Yaad kia hey
Phr na kehna k hum ne bhula dia hey
Ab na koi aapka bahana hoga
Ye MSG parhte hi apko apna dikhana hoga
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Muskurata hua Face :-)

Genious & Successful People Do Nt Relax In Chairs.

They Relax In Work,

They Sleep With Dreams,& Awake With determination & Committments. shukar hai k me genius aur successful nahi hun.