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Double Meaning SMS & Text Messages

  • Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai

    Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti hai..
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    .socho kya?
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    Ghalat mat samjho yaar
    Shanaakhti card ki.

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  • “Boojho to jane”

    Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai

    Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai

    Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai

    Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai

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    Sharam karo yar wo ” soch rahe ho na
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    Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag yaar!!

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  • 9 Inches

    Kehte hain LARKI k hath me Barkat hoti hy Bilkul sahi hy! Q k 3 inch ki chiz hath mein do to 9 inch ki kr deti hai Jese

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    “Chapaati”
    Alwys Think Positive yaar!!

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  • College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo

    SIR: Thora ruko aram se longa

    Girl: Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain gay

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  • Saas: Naya chawal aaya hai, pakane mein kesa hai?
    Bahu: Bilkul aap k bete jesa, charhte hi pak jata hai,foran pani chor deta hai is liye foran utarna parta hai

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  • Bhej k SMS aapko Yaad kia hey
    Phr na kehna k hum ne bhula dia hey
    Ab na koi aapka bahana hoga
    Ye MSG parhte hi apko apna dikhana hoga
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    Muskurata hua Face :-)

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  • Genious & Successful People Do Nt Relax In Chairs.

    They Relax In Work,

    They Sleep With Dreams,& Awake With determination & Committments. shukar hai k me genius aur successful nahi hun.

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