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Aap Pagal Ho

URA — Thu, 06 May 2010 11:58:58 +0000

Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho
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Ghussa nahi krna

mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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P=pyare
A=ache
G=Great
A=anmol
L=lovley

kaha tha na PAGAL ho.

Lal Baig

SMS-Dude — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:07 +0000

Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
char jey,

Apni Monchoon
se Tum ko
chomay

Or
Apni Balon wali
Tangen Tum
par pherey

To
Samajh jana ye

Sala
LAL BAIG
hy..

Gol Gappay

SMS-Dude — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:12:54 +0000

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay
Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.

Thanks to Wapda

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:09:35 +0000

B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?

GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)

Dirty Mind!

SMS-Dude — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:03:46 +0000

Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?

Socho sochte raho

Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
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“Dirty Mind”

Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.

Shanakhti Card

SMS-Dude — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:40:58 +0000

Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai

Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti hai..
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.socho kya?
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Ghalat mat samjho yaar
Shanaakhti card ki.

Lipton Tea Bag

SMS-Dude — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:13:02 +0000

“Boojho to jane”

Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai

Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai

Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai

Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai

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Sharam karo yar wo ” soch rahe ho na
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Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag yaar!!

9 Inches

SMS-Dude — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:50:40 +0000

Kehte hain LARKI k hath me Barkat hoti hy Bilkul sahi hy! Q k 3 inch ki chiz hath mein do to 9 inch ki kr deti hai Jese

“Chapaati”
Alwys Think Positive yaar!!

Pehle Meri Lo!

SMS-Dude — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:35:24 +0000

College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo

SIR: Thora ruko aram se longa

Girl: Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain gay

Saas Bahu

SMS-Dude — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:37:05 +0000

Saas: Naya chawal aaya hai, pakane mein kesa hai?
Bahu: Bilkul aap k bete jesa, charhte hi pak jata hai,foran pani chor deta hai is liye foran utarna parta hai

Dikhana Hoga

owaisology — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 03:02:37 +0000

Bhej k SMS aapko Yaad kia hey
Phr na kehna k hum ne bhula dia hey
Ab na koi aapka bahana hoga
Ye MSG parhte hi apko apna dikhana hoga
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Muskurata hua Face :-)

Funny Wise Word

SMS-Dude — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:34:46 +0000

Genious & Successful People Do Nt Relax In Chairs.

They Relax In Work,

They Sleep With Dreams,& Awake With determination & Committments. shukar hai k me genius aur successful nahi hun.

Sandals

SMS-Dude — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:43:22 +0000

Boy: pura ander chala gaya na
Girl: ji, bilkul chala gaya
Boy: dard ho raha hai kya..
Girl: haaaaaan
Boy: Is It Completely Fit or Not.
Girl: Perfect
Boy: Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
Girl: Zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
Boy: Aray Suno, Pack these sandals for madam.

Kiss Kiss Kiss

URA — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:21:30 +0000

         Kis
Kis           Kis
         Kis
Kis            Kis
         Kis
Kis           Kis
         Kis
Kis Kis Ko Bataein K aap Kitney Sweet Ho

Car Seat Belt

SMS-Dude — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:40:21 +0000

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between women breast
& enters into a small hole.
What is it?
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It’s a car seat belt…u dirty mind

Ladies Hostel

URA — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:03:16 +0000

Ladies Hostel se ek aurat ne WAPDA k office phone kiya.

aur complain ki:

Aaj to aadmi bhej do,

Larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain.

Shopping

URA — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:43:42 +0000

Wo konsi halat ho gi, jis me admi ko 10 minut me pasena a jata he or aurat chahti he k wo ye kam krti rahe?

Think?

Shopping:-)

Ajeeb Duniya

SMS-Dude — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:12:49 +0000

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai

Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

Khudkushi

SMS-Dude — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:06:13 +0000

Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don

Mager bad ma
Socha hon k

Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-)

Doodh ki Shortage

SMS-Dude — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:51:08 +0000

Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi, is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den
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aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.

U dirty mind.