Double Meaning SMS

Kehte hain LARKI k hath me Barkat hoti hy Bilkul sahi hy! Q k 3 inch ki chiz hath mein do to 9 inch ki kr deti hai Jese

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“Chapaati”
Alwys Think Positive yaar!!

College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo

SIR: Thora ruko aram se longa

Girl: Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain gay

Saas: Naya chawal aaya hai, pakane mein kesa hai?
Bahu: Bilkul aap k bete jesa, charhte hi pak jata hai,foran pani chor deta hai is liye foran utarna parta hai

Bhej k SMS aapko Yaad kia hey
Phr na kehna k hum ne bhula dia hey
Ab na koi aapka bahana hoga
Ye MSG parhte hi apko apna dikhana hoga
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Muskurata hua Face :-)

Genious & Successful People Do Nt Relax In Chairs.

They Relax In Work,

They Sleep With Dreams,& Awake With determination & Committments. shukar hai k me genius aur successful nahi hun.

Boy: pura ander chala gaya na
Girl: ji, bilkul chala gaya
Boy: dard ho raha hai kya..
Girl: haaaaaan
Boy: Is It Completely Fit or Not.
Girl: Perfect
Boy: Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
Girl: Zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
Boy: Aray Suno, Pack these sandals for madam.

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Kis Kis Ko Bataein K aap Kitney Sweet Ho