Double Meaning SMS

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between women breast
& enters into a small hole.
What is it?
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It’s a car seat belt…u dirty mind

Ladies Hostel se ek aurat ne WAPDA k office phone kiya.

aur complain ki:

Aaj to aadmi bhej do,

Larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain.

Wo konsi halat ho gi, jis me admi ko 10 minut me pasena a jata he or aurat chahti he k wo ye kam krti rahe?

Think?

Shopping:-)

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai

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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don

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Mager bad ma
Socha hon k

Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-)

Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi, is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den
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aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.

U dirty mind.

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Kone Mai Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,

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GAN

GAND

GANDH

GANDHI Ji
K Style Mein
Photo Khencho…