Double Meaning SMS

Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k

Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na

He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…

Mosquito !

Teri sula ke lu,
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…

Photo kaise lu

It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!

God bless your naughty mind!

Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…

I m Sending a “LUN” 4 U

L= Lot of Love
U= Unlimited Care
N= Never Ending of Friendship

So Get My “LUN” and enjoy yourself
Oye sharma na tu jigar hy apna lelay

PLANE se aye to CRASH hojaye
TRAIN $e aye to MI$$ hojai
BU$ $e aye to PUNCTURE hojai
PEDAL aye to Ra$TA BHTAK jai
ALLAH kare Pohnch hi na PAYE
KOI GHAM AAP TAK.