Double Meaning SMS

SHADI SE PEHLE
Boy: atlast wo din aagaya.

Girl:Tum muje chor to nai doge?

Boy: No way esa sochna b mat.

Girl: Will u kiss me??

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Tumari zindagi me koi or to nahi?

Boy: No not at all.

Girl: Do u lov me?

Boy: Yes dear.

Girl: Oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD
Ab zra ulta ye sms parho.

Hont jab hont say milay tu kia hota hay?

Socho

Socho na

han han aur socho..

itni gandi soch..

Moo band hota hay aur kia hota hai.

Kia Aankhain!

Kia surat!

Kia Chehra Aap ny paya hy,

Jesy…!

Peepal k Darakht sy,

Bhoot Utr Aaya hy!!!
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Bura laga?
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Ok Sorry
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Wapas Darakht Pr Charh Jao…..

Girl:Oh No
Bleeding shuru ho gai hai

pls jadi nikalo bohat dard ho raha ha

oh
oye
Maa
Ahh

itna zor?

Bas karo

Nikaal b do na!

Dr:Nikal Dia

Kharab Dant

Sorry Aainda mujhe sms nai krna.

Bus khatam
Ab sub kuch.

Ab hmare bech koi talluq nai.

Kya mane aesa kabhi kaha hai?

Nhi na!

To phir

sms kro na

Kafi Arsa Pehle Ki Baat Hai,

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Mere”SMS”
Sirf”Ahmak”
Aur
“Bewqoof”
Parhtey they,

Aur

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ALHAMDULILAH
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Aaj Tak Ye Silsila Jaari Hai.

Who Is Beautiful?
Its U,
Who Is nice?
Its U,
Who Is Sweets?
Its U,
Who Is Smart?
Its U,
Ap Khush Mat Ho Ye SmS Mere Liye Aya Tha Socha apko B BATA Don.