Double Meaning SMS

Boss to Secretary: For a week we’ll go abroad.

She calls hr husband: For a week I & boss are going abroad

Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife going,lets enjoy.

Girlfriend calls her student: For a week u are free.

Little boy calls his grandpa: I’m free.

Grandpa (boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled. I’m with my grandson this week.

Secatary calls her husband: Tour cancelled.

Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife is not going.

Girlfriend calls her student: This week ur class would be as usual.

Boy calls grandpa: Sorry I’ve to attend my class.

Grandpa calls Secretary: We r going abroad.

To be continued.

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What is 143 ?

I love u..
No..

I hate u..
No..

I miss u..
No..

I wish u..
NO..

143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
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