Flirt SMS

Ek boy GirlFriend se milne aya, wo chai bnane chale gai..GirlFriend ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr Boy ne socha k dekhoon mera numbr kis
naam pr save kiya he?Dear, Sweet ya
janu..us ne miss bell di to screen py likha aaya..

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“kutta no# 5″ calling…;-)

Boy : What’s Ur Name ?

Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.

Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni PARADO CAR Mai Bitha Raha Hun.

Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,
Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D ;-)

Chai wala 1 girl se:
“bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye
Girl reply:
“kali si surat, haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
chaye chaye

Pyar Karo,
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Zaroor Karo,
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Mana To Nahi Kiya,
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Lekin..?
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Pyar Karo Kisi 1 Se,
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Magar Karo Kisi Naik Se,
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Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Milay,
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Try Karo Har 1 Se.

Na Pyar, Na Yaar,

Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,

Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,

Na Chander-Mukhi, Na Paaro,

Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.

Larkay nay car rok kar larki say poocha “miss aap lift laina pasand karain ghee”?
Larki “naheen main 2 dafa lift lay chukey hoon ab apnay ghar ja rahi hoon.

Newton’s “First Law of Kamina pan”

“Every kamina continues to do kaminapan unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl. This force is called be-ezzati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant…