Flirt SMS

Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi…?

Girl: kia?

Boy: Achi film hai na!

Girl: Kuttay k bachay…

Boy: What!!??

Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na?

“TiP Of d DAY”

Kisi ki shakal dekh kar uska mazaak mat uraao…

H0 sakta hai ke usne tum se zyada bachiyan phansaayi hon.”

Rules of BOYS

Tjhe pane k liye kuch b kr skta hun

Tere pyar me ji aur mr skta hun,

phr b tu na mili to ghm nhi,

ye formula me dusri pe b try kr skTa hun.!

Wo Stop Pe Thi
Me Dekhta Raha,

Himat Ki UsKe Paas Gya

Kaha “CHANDA”.

UsNe Foran 10 Rs Nikaly

Mene Hairat Se Pocha
Ye Kya?

UsNe Pyar Se kaha:

“ChandA.

Larka:Friendship karo gi?

Larki:Nai mere parents ijazat nai dete

Larka:Bari gal kiti a
te mere maa peyo ne kera menu bachi phasan da diploma le k dita a!

1 Larka 1 Larki ko
windows se ishara kr k bola
“jhalak Dekhla ja jhalak DkhLa ja”
Larki chapal Utar k boli

“Ek Bar aja aja aja
aja, aa ja”…..

Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar Ae Mere Dost..
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Main Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi “Bachi” Ka Number Nhi Dunga..!