Flirt SMS

Ay dil tu tanhaiyon mai rahne ka aadi ho ja,
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Yeh tere zalim dost tujhy kisi ”BACHI” ka number nahen dain gai!

Ek boy GirlFriend se milne aya, wo chai bnane chale gai..GirlFriend ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr Boy ne socha k dekhoon mera numbr kis
naam pr save kiya he?Dear, Sweet ya
janu..us ne miss bell di to screen py likha aaya..

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“kutta no# 5″ calling…;-)

Boy : What’s Ur Name ?

Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.

Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni PARADO CAR Mai Bitha Raha Hun.

Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,
Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D ;-)

Chai wala 1 girl se:
“bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye
Girl reply:
“kali si surat, haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
chaye chaye

Pyar Karo,
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Zaroor Karo,
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Mana To Nahi Kiya,
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Lekin..?
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Pyar Karo Kisi 1 Se,
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Magar Karo Kisi Naik Se,
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Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Milay,
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Try Karo Har 1 Se.

Na Pyar, Na Yaar,

Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,

Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,

Na Chander-Mukhi, Na Paaro,

Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.

Larkay nay car rok kar larki say poocha “miss aap lift laina pasand karain ghee”?
Larki “naheen main 2 dafa lift lay chukey hoon ab apnay ghar ja rahi hoon.