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Zalim Dost

zubair — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000

Ay dil tu tanhaiyon mai rahne ka aadi ho ja,
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Yeh tere zalim dost tujhy kisi ”BACHI” ka number nahen dain gai!

Girlfriend Mobile

SMS-Dude — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:28:28 +0000

Ek boy GirlFriend se milne aya, wo chai bnane chale gai..GirlFriend ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr Boy ne socha k dekhoon mera numbr kis
naam pr save kiya he?Dear, Sweet ya
janu..us ne miss bell di to screen py likha aaya..

“kutta no# 5″ calling…;-)

Name

SMS-Dude — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:55:39 +0000

Boy : What’s Ur Name ?

Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.

Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni PARADO CAR Mai Bitha Raha Hun.

Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,
Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D ;-)

Bholi Si Surat

SMS-Dude — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:46:51 +0000

Chai wala 1 girl se:
“bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye
Girl reply:
“kali si surat, haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
chaye chaye

Pyar Try Karo

SMS-Dude — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 16:10:03 +0000

Pyar Karo,
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Zaroor Karo,
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Mana To Nahi Kiya,
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Lekin..?
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Pyar Karo Kisi 1 Se,
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Magar Karo Kisi Naik Se,
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Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Milay,
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Try Karo Har 1 Se.

Aaj ka Devdas

SMS-Dude — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 15:49:20 +0000

Na Pyar, Na Yaar,

Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,

Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,

Na Chander-Mukhi, Na Paaro,

Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.

Lift

SMS-Dude — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:24:21 +0000

Larkay nay car rok kar larki say poocha “miss aap lift laina pasand karain ghee”?
Larki “naheen main 2 dafa lift lay chukey hoon ab apnay ghar ja rahi hoon.

First Law of Kamina Pan

SMS-Dude — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:50:42 +0000

Newton’s “First Law of Kamina pan”

“Every kamina continues to do kaminapan unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl. This force is called be-ezzati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant…

1997 to 2010

SMS-Dude — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:14:41 +0000

1997
>LARKi Se Milna Bohat Mushkil Tha WAJA
>Us K 6 BHAi Ghar Par
Hotay Thay
2010
>LARKi Se Milna Bohat Asaan WAJA
>Us K 6 BHAi Cheeni LENAY GAYE HAiN

Faraz or Bachi

SMS-Dude — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:23:37 +0000

“DOOB MARO
naliqo”

/(‘-_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
/ \ )(

“FARAZ” ne b
“BACHi” phasa li….

Mujh Se Shaadi Karogi

SMS-Dude — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:51:07 +0000

Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi…?

Girl: kia?

Boy: Achi film hai na!

Girl: Kuttay k bachay…

Boy: What!!??

Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na?

Bachian

SMS-Dude — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:14:27 +0000

“TiP Of d DAY”

Kisi ki shakal dekh kar uska mazaak mat uraao…

H0 sakta hai ke usne tum se zyada bachiyan phansaayi hon.”

Boys Formula

SMS-Dude — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:40:14 +0000

Rules of BOYS

Tjhe pane k liye kuch b kr skta hun

Tere pyar me ji aur mr skta hun,

phr b tu na mili to ghm nhi,

ye formula me dusri pe b try kr skTa hun.!

Chanda

SMS-Dude — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 11:45:00 +0000

Wo Stop Pe Thi
Me Dekhta Raha,

Himat Ki UsKe Paas Gya

Kaha “CHANDA”.

UsNe Foran 10 Rs Nikaly

Mene Hairat Se Pocha
Ye Kya?

UsNe Pyar Se kaha:

“ChandA.

Diploma in Flirting

SMS-Dude — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:31:48 +0000

Larka:Friendship karo gi?

Larki:Nai mere parents ijazat nai dete

Larka:Bari gal kiti a
te mere maa peyo ne kera menu bachi phasan da diploma le k dita a!

Aik Bar Aaja

SMS-Dude — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:50:40 +0000

1 Larka 1 Larki ko
windows se ishara kr k bola
“jhalak Dekhla ja jhalak DkhLa ja”
Larki chapal Utar k boli

“Ek Bar aja aja aja
aja, aa ja”…..

Bachi ka Number

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:14:08 +0000

Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar Ae Mere Dost..
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Main Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi “Bachi” Ka Number Nhi Dunga..!

Without Bachi!

SMS-Dude — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 10:49:30 +0000

¤Dosto aaj hum 1 ajeeb-o-gharib makhlooq k bare mein parhengay,

Iss jandaar ka naam hai
=GIRLFRIEND=

G haan,
Ye aksar Boyfriend k sath pai jati hai

Inki pasandida ghiza Boyfriend ka Balance hai

Inhein aksar Naraz hone ka NATAK karte huay dekhha jata hai

Iss jandar ka sub se khatarnak hathiyar RONA or Emotionally BlackMail karna hota hai,

Girlfrnd rakhne per TENSION naam ki bimari ho jati hai, jo la ilaaj Hai

=MORAL=
Life is Achi withOut a bachi..!

Namazi Larke

SMS-Dude — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:35:33 +0000

Farz kro agr LARKIAN bhi masjid ja kr namaz parhti to kya hota??

Socho..

Sb LARKY 5 wqt k namazi hoty.

Think Different

SMS-Dude — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:35:33 +0000

It was written on an old man’s T-shirt:

“I am not 60″

“I am 18 with 42 years of experience”

That’s Attitude

Think Different….:-)