Flirt SMS

Newton’s “First Law of Kamina pan”

“Every kamina continues to do kaminapan unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl. This force is called be-ezzati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant…

1997
>LARKi Se Milna Bohat Mushkil Tha WAJA
>Us K 6 BHAi Ghar Par
Hotay Thay
2010
>LARKi Se Milna Bohat Asaan WAJA
>Us K 6 BHAi Cheeni LENAY GAYE HAiN

“DOOB MARO
naliqo”

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“FARAZ” ne b
“BACHi” phasa li….

Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi…?

Girl: kia?

Boy: Achi film hai na!

Girl: Kuttay k bachay…

Boy: What!!??

Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na?

“TiP Of d DAY”

Kisi ki shakal dekh kar uska mazaak mat uraao…

H0 sakta hai ke usne tum se zyada bachiyan phansaayi hon.”

Rules of BOYS

Tjhe pane k liye kuch b kr skta hun

Tere pyar me ji aur mr skta hun,

phr b tu na mili to ghm nhi,

ye formula me dusri pe b try kr skTa hun.!

Wo Stop Pe Thi
Me Dekhta Raha,

Himat Ki UsKe Paas Gya

Kaha “CHANDA”.

UsNe Foran 10 Rs Nikaly

Mene Hairat Se Pocha
Ye Kya?

UsNe Pyar Se kaha:

“ChandA.