SMS Dude! » Fool SMS http://www.smsdude.com free latest sms / funny text messages & jokes Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:48:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Tumhari Photohttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/tumhari-photo/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/tumhari-photo/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:29:16 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12835 Hum tumse jurra her rishta tor rahay hain her nishani wapis ker rahe hain tumari 1 tasvir jo mere pas thi Wo B le lo Ye lo ,**.**, ( @.@ ) "(--)"]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/tumhari-photo/feed/ 0 Chand Par Pani!http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/chand-par-pani/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/chand-par-pani/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:27:26 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12833 Tum ne dekha hai kbi Chand pr behta Pani..?

Mai ne dekha hai ye Mnzar apna moun dhote hue..;-)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/chand-par-pani/feed/ 0 Red Rose & Blue Skyhttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/red-rose-blue-sky/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/red-rose-blue-sky/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:23:49 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12830 ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE

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ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE

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jinna mrzi press kr lo
Fir v aho he rawy ga

“ROSE is RED
SKY is Blue”

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/red-rose-blue-sky/feed/ 0 Itna Jhoot!http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/itna-jhoot/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/itna-jhoot/#comments Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:27:57 +0000 Sahil Rehman http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12745 Dosti karli tumse sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekhna nahi tume dekhne k bad,
Dunia chhod denge tume chhodne k bad,

Khuda maf kare itna jhut bolne k bad.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/itna-jhoot/feed/ 0 Mere SMS Messageshttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/mere-sms-messages/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/mere-sms-messages/#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:03:05 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12770 Kash ye faasley na
hotey,

kash ye dooriyan na hotein

kash aap aur
hum saath hotey,

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Mere sms k paisey
bach jatey:)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/mere-sms-messages/feed/ 0 Aapa Andazhttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/aapa-andaz/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/aapa-andaz/#comments Sun, 18 Apr 2010 15:31:59 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12757 aapka style
aapki smile
aapki aankhen
aapki baatein
aapka bolna
aapka chalna
aapka muskurana
aapka sharmana
aapka aandaz
uff ALLAH.
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koi 1 to theek kar lo ?

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/aapa-andaz/feed/ 0 Nokia N97http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/nokia-n97/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/nokia-n97/#comments Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:38:22 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12746 One good news
One bad news

Good news: Jumma Bazar me 1 kg Aaloo k saath NOKiA N97 Free :-)
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Bad news: 1kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=only

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/nokia-n97/feed/ 0 Because of me…http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/because-of-me/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/because-of-me/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 20:36:44 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12739 "Think" Why u r so sweet? Why u r so intelligent? Why u r so innocent? Why u r so lucky? Ab hum say salaam dua ka thora faida to hoga.]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/because-of-me/feed/ 0 Answerhttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/answer/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/answer/#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:20:00 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12721 Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr last mein diye gaye question ka answer dein…
Yaad rahay msg sirf aik baar parhna hai itz a challenge
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Mera Sawaal ye ha k LoTay ko english main kia kehte hain??

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/answer/feed/ 0 Totkehttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/totke/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/totke/#comments Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:55:39 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12716 Agar aap ko kutta kaat lay to aap usay kaat lein, Hisaab barabar ho jaye ga. -> Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhaagay se si lein, kisi ko pata nahin chalay ga. -> Agar aap ka qad chhota hai to 3 se 4 martaba phaansi lein, agar bach gaye to bohat [...]]]> Kuch Gharailu Totkay:

-> Agar aap ko kutta kaat lay to aap usay kaat lein, Hisaab barabar ho jaye ga.

-> Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhaagay se si lein, kisi ko pata nahin chalay ga.

-> Agar aap ka qad chhota hai to 3 se 4 martaba phaansi lein, agar bach gaye to bohat fayeda ho ga.

-> Agar aap ke baal girtay hain to tind karwa lein, naye baal aanay tak koi baal nahin giray ga ;-)(;)(;-

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/totke/feed/ 0 Zubaida Tariq (Appa)http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/zubaida-tariq-appa/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/zubaida-tariq-appa/#comments Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:55:39 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12718 A quick recipe from zubaida appa’s kitchen:

1. Beta aik angoor lo,

2. Usay hath main pakro,

3. Ab aaram se apne daanto k beech main rakho,

4. Ab ahista se shishey main dekho,

ye lo..
“LANGOOR K MUNH MAIN ANGOOR” tiyar hai.

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Welcome to jungle Apka matlooba bandar darakht se latka hoa hY.
Plz try later:<

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/try-again-later/feed/ 0 Only a Girlhttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/only-a-girl/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/only-a-girl/#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:34:29 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12702 Salam!
Yar next week meri
Mangni hai.
1 choti c paarti di ha
only few frndz r invited.
Koi gift lane ki zrurt nhi
bas ik larki le ana jis sy meri Mangni ho jay.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/only-a-girl/feed/ 0 Merasihttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/merasi/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/merasi/#comments Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:13:57 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12684 JIN
hoho haha
Kya hukam hai mere Aaqa?

Girl
Koi acha sa song sunao

JIN
Me Jin hon merasi nhi

Girl
Merasi kahan hy ?

JIN
Wo SMS par raha hy……

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/merasi/feed/ 0 Lota Chorhttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/lota-chor/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/lota-chor/#comments Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:13:57 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12687 Radio aur T.V par abi abi suna he k masjido se loty chor pakrra geya, ap kidhr ho..?
Tujay meri kasam tassalli k liy 1 misscall do jaldi Sy.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/lota-chor/feed/ 0 Enter Passwordhttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/enter-password/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/enter-password/#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:07 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12663 WELL COME
To.
www.love.com Type password
****
Processing…
Sorry!
Aap ki payar karny ki umar abi nai hai.
Please
Try for
www.feeder-choosni.com

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/enter-password/feed/ 0 Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Meinhttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/kabhi-kabhi-mere-dil-mein/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/kabhi-kabhi-mere-dil-mein/#comments Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:09:35 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12636 *Kabhi
Kabhi
Mere DiL Main
Khayal Aata Hy . ..

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Khayal
Dhonda ja Raha Hy?

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Aaj Nhi Aaya…

Kabhi
Kabhi Ata Hy ;)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/kabhi-kabhi-mere-dil-mein/feed/ 0 Bagherathttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/bagherat/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/bagherat/#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:00:19 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12612 Tamam bagheratoo ko ittla di jati hai k..

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Tum to aise speed sa niche aaya ho jese tum he sab se baray bagherat ho…

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/bagherat/feed/ 0 Light Aa Gae Kya?http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/light-aa-gae-kya/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/light-aa-gae-kya/#comments Wed, 31 Mar 2010 16:10:03 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12597 Zara thehro…..!
Chalay jana…..!

Mujhy kuch tum se kehna hai,

Boht waqt nahi laina,

Mukhtasir si bat krni hai,

Na dukh apny suna-ny hain,

Na koi faryad krni hai,

Na ye maloom krna hai k halaat kaisy hain,

Tumhary humsafar tumhary sath kaisy hain,

Na ye maloom krna hai k din raat kaisy hain,

Mujhy bs itna he kehna hai, K

Tumhari LIGHT aa gai kya?

hmari to aa gai hai :-D

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/light-aa-gae-kya/feed/ 0 Tanhaiyanhttp://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/tanhaiyan/ http://www.smsdude.com/fool-sms/tanhaiyan/#comments Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:50:42 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12450 TANHAIYAAN…

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Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho.

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