Fool SMS

         "Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?
Ab hum say salaam dua ka thora faida to hoga.

Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr last mein diye gaye question ka answer dein…
Yaad rahay msg sirf aik baar parhna hai itz a challenge
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Mera Sawaal ye ha k LoTay ko english main kia kehte hain??

Kuch Gharailu Totkay:

-> Agar aap ko kutta kaat lay to aap usay kaat lein, Hisaab barabar ho jaye ga.

-> Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhaagay se si lein, kisi ko pata nahin chalay ga.

-> Agar aap ka qad chhota hai to 3 se 4 martaba phaansi lein, agar bach gaye to bohat fayeda ho ga.

-> Agar aap ke baal girtay hain to tind karwa lein, naye baal aanay tak koi baal nahin giray ga ;-)(;)(;-

A quick recipe from zubaida appa’s kitchen:

1. Beta aik angoor lo,

2. Usay hath main pakro,

3. Ab aaram se apne daanto k beech main rakho,

4. Ab ahista se shishey main dekho,

ye lo..
“LANGOOR K MUNH MAIN ANGOOR” tiyar hai.

Yar tmhare number ko kya hua hai?Meine abhi call ki to center wale Bole..
Welcome to jungle Apka matlooba bandar darakht se latka hoa hY.
Plz try later:<

Salam!
Yar next week meri
Mangni hai.
1 choti c paarti di ha
only few frndz r invited.
Koi gift lane ki zrurt nhi
bas ik larki le ana jis sy meri Mangni ho jay.

JIN
hoho haha
Kya hukam hai mere Aaqa?

Girl
Koi acha sa song sunao

JIN
Me Jin hon merasi nhi

Girl
Merasi kahan hy ?

JIN
Wo SMS par raha hy……