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Fucking Sms & Text Messages

  • Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend

    Pathan said: Can i kiss u?

    Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove

    Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?

    Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.

    Pathan: can i fuck u?
    Girl:No their are my menses period.

    Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
    ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.

  • Atif Aslam’s sexy Remix

    Pehli Nazar Mei Kaisa Gando Kr Dia

    Tera Lun Betha Hai Mera Khara

    Jane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pta

    Is Lun Ko Le Le Aa Le Le Zara

    Lun Hai Khara
    9 Inch Bara
    Meri Jholi Pe Aa Jhool Ja

    O Jan e jan
    le lo zra
    mri jholi pe aa jhul ja aa
    Baby I fucK U
    Baby I fuck u so more
    Baby i fuck U.

  • Luck and Fuck are Directly Proportional to each Other.
    .
    When Luck favors, You can Fuck the Whole World.
    .
    But
    .
    When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to Fuck you!!!

  • Wedding Invitation Mr.&Mrs. Harami Singh request ur Chutia presence on the fucking marriage of their bhanchod son

    LORA SINGH

    with

    PHUDDI KAPUR

    D/O Mr.&Mrs. Gandu singh.

    VENUE: Sheela randi da kotha.

    Bhosri Pura.

    District Kanjar Abad.

    Chudai Pur, Randistan.

    Program: CHUMA CHATTI on 15 Aug.

    MUMMAY DIKHAI, 16 Aug.

    CHOOT CHATAI, 18 Aug.

    Full THOKA THAKI, 20 Aug.

    RSV

  • For years he thought
    He was a Damn Good Fucker

    But then

    He found out

    His wife actually had asthma

  • Three housewives were walking in a park.
    They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.

    Doctor’s Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies.

    Lawyer’s Wife: No, this is a pure attempt of rape, and dog should b hanged.

    Major’s Wife: Lagta hai k Kutta 6 maah baad ghar aya hai…

  • Sales girl: sory sir u cant smoke here

    Customer: but i bought cigrete 4rm ur shop

    sales girl: we sel condom also,but it doesn’t mean u start fucking us here.

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