Funny SMS

Kaisay Mumkin Tha
Kisi aur Waseelay Say elaaj?

Ae Dost!

Ishq Ka Rog Tha
“Chittar paey, tay araam aya!!!”

Duniya ki Sab Sy Taqatwar Shay Hy Loha, Hiray ko kat Dyta Hy, Lohe Sy Taqatwar Hy Aag Jo Lohe ko Pighla Deti Hy, Aag Sy Taqatwar Hy Pani Jo Aag ko Bhuja Deta Hy, Pani Sy Taqatwar Hy Hawa Jo Pani ko Ura Le Jati Hy, Hawa Sy Taqatwar Hy INSAAN Jo Hawa ko Qabo kar Leta Hy, Insan Sy Taqatwar Hy, Pereshani Jo Insan ko Qabo kar Leti Hy, Preshani Sy Taqatwar Hy SADQA Jo Har Preshani ko Kha Jata Hy

AUR In SAB Sy TAQATWAR Hy “Molvi” JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY..

Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn
Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn

Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen
Jaha ap ne kaha tha
tehro

Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

Ik din mila wo mujh se….

Bujha bujha sa,

Jhuka jhuka sa,

Udasiyon mein racha basa sa,

Jab mein ne poocha,

Udaas kyun ho…..?

Itne preshan kyun ho…?

Jhuka k palkain

Chupa k chehra

Lag k galay se

Ro ro k thak k

Laga wo kehne

20 rupay da load kraya si te kise hor de number te ho gya aee

CHAIN MSG

Bari meherbani is msg ko itna fwd karain k
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Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaey
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‘Hameeda Tu Sim Change Kr K changa Nai Kita’
“Bashira Dahi wala”

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purey ek darjan
'desi'
aanday hain.

meri taraf se sardi ka tohfa..

Ubaal Ubaal kr khao,or jan bnaoB-)

Lovers in cities of Pakistan on Mobile
In
ISLAMABAD

Hello Jan! chalo Aaj CHINEESE me Dinner kren.

In
LAHORE
Hello Jaan! Aaj
Film ka mood hy Tmhare sath.

In
KARACHI
Hello Jaan!
Mosm pyara hy
Chalo Sea View chalty hain.

In
PESHAWAR

Wye meri Jana!
Kidhar ho?

Abhi phir BOMB BLAST hoa hy

MARI to NAHI?