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  • 1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
    “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

    1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

    Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

    Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
    Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
    Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
    Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
    Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
    Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
    Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
    phir

    “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

  • ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….

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    . yAr LiTe Ha…???

  • 1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.

    Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”

    ‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

  • Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
    Nurse: NO

    Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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    PAKISTAN wich aagia..

  • Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
    Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
    Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

  • A 4 APPLE
    B 4 BARA APPLE
    C 4 CHOTA APPLE
    D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
    E 4 EK AUR APPLE
    F 4 FREE APPLE
    G 4 GREEN APPLE
    H 4 …..
    Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.

  • What is confidence?

    10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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    9 boys came with roses,
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    1 boy came with .
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    “MOLVI”
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    This is confidence….!!

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