SMS Dude! » Funny SMS http://www.smsdude.com free latest sms / funny text messages & jokes Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:48:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Pagal to Doctorhttp://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pagal-to-doctor/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pagal-to-doctor/#comments Wed, 19 May 2010 10:05:42 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12905 1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

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. yAr LiTe Ha…???

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Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”

‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/new-plot/feed/ 0 Pakistan Vich Agaya!http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pakistan-vich-agaya/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pakistan-vich-agaya/#comments Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:36:34 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12839 Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO

Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pakistan-vich-agaya/feed/ 0 Mama Jihttp://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/mama-ji/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/mama-ji/#comments Sun, 25 Apr 2010 21:25:12 +0000 Ankit http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12253 Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

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B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/apple/feed/ 0 What is Confidence?http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/what-is-confidence/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/what-is-confidence/#comments Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:33:32 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12766 What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!

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Mobile lekr chalta tha

Nazren jhuka k shrma k

Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha

Kuch kehna tha shyad usko

Pr jane kis se darta tha

Jab b milta tha mujhse

Yehi pucha krta tha

Ye ON kese hota hy

Ye ON kese hota hy

Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/ek-larka/feed/ 0 Lassi Pee Lenahttp://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/lassi-pee-lena/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/lassi-pee-lena/#comments Sun, 18 Apr 2010 15:31:59 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12758 Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/lassi-pee-lena/feed/ 0 Wah Re Mohabbathttp://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/wah-re-mohabbat/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/wah-re-mohabbat/#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:20:01 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12719 Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli

“WAH RE MOHABAT”

1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/wah-re-mohabbat/feed/ 0 Modern Faqeerhttp://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/modern-faqeer-2/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/modern-faqeer-2/#comments Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:55:39 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12715 Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.

Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.

Faqeer:

Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.

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Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/parrot/feed/ 0 Bhabhi G!http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/bhabhi-g/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/bhabhi-g/#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:31:23 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12698 Classical Beyzzati…!

Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/bhabhi-g/feed/ 0 Lighthttp://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/light/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/light/#comments Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:56:27 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12694 ""MUJHY"" Do chezain bht tang krti hain,,,,,,, . . (1) *AAP KI YAAD* Jo aati bht hai . (2) ""LIGHT"" Jo jati bht hai:) gud mrng!]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/light/feed/ 0 Low Balancehttp://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/low-balance/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/low-balance/#comments Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:12:53 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12649 Subah Sham apki hi yad aavay hy

Sari sari raat hum ko jagavay hy

Dil to aap ko call krnay ko chahvay hy

Pr call center ki CHHOKRI ny balance km btavay hy…

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/low-balance/feed/ 0 Pappu Jamadarhttp://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pappu-jamadar/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pappu-jamadar/#comments Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:55:42 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12344 “Pappu Jamadar ki Love Story”
Apne Dil k Gatar ko Teri Yaadon k Kachrey sey Bharta hoon
Main Tere Pyar Mein Baasi salan ki tarah Sarta hoon
Tumhein kaisey bataon Jaan ye baat dil ki
Tum par Gandi Naali k Keeray ki tarhan marta hoon

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Guess!!

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Pakistan Railways Track

U can use it from Karachi to Khyber

Proud to be a PAKISTANI…!!!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pakistan-railway-toilet/feed/ 0 Pind Ki Yaadeinhttp://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pind-ki-yaadein/ http://www.smsdude.com/funny-sms/pind-ki-yaadein/#comments Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:26:22 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12106 Pind k peepal ki chaan thallay

Hum ishq laraya krtay thy

Wo paanday dhonay aati thi

Hum Majj nawaya krtay thy

Wo hr ik kam me aggay thi

Hum hr ik kam me peechay thy

Wo sabaq muka b jati thi

Hum pencil Gharya kartay thay

Garmiyon mein sikhar dupehray jadun ambb pe charya kartay thay

Munh sujh k porrola hota tha jab demoo larya kartay thay

Jab b Pind k khoo talay wo mujhse milnay aati thi

Sheeda-Gama- Kami-Teefa muft mein sarrya krtay thy

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