Funny SMS

Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Daali Pe Charh K Beth Jata Tha,

Poocho Kyon?

Bechara

MBA Karke Pagal Ho Gaya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samjhta Tha.

Mobile Hai to SMS Karo,
Internet hai to Email Karo,
Paisa hai to….
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mujhe Bhejdoooo…

“FANTASTIC QUOTE”

“decent girls are found in every corner of the earth…

BUT

unfortunately the earth is round..”

A suicide bomber 2 Taliban leader

“Sir g! barood thora kum dala karen,

Last time hamara admi

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jannat se 3 kilometer agay dozakh ma gir gya tha

Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?
Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,

Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”

Que: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge?

Ans: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Santa-Aap Dulha hai
Usne kha G Nai Me Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha Final Dkhne Aya hu.