Funny SMS

Ek larka tha dewana sa

Mobile lekr chalta tha

Nazren jhuka k shrma k

Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha

Kuch kehna tha shyad usko

Pr jane kis se darta tha

Jab b milta tha mujhse

Yehi pucha krta tha

Ye ON kese hota hy

Ye ON kese hota hy

Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli

“WAH RE MOHABAT”

1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.

Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.

Faqeer:

Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.

('-_-')(@.@)
 < ) (\_/(  )>
_/ /_  _/ /_
Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.

1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?

Classical Beyzzati…!

Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.