Funny SMS

1st girl,main to uss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho or tum?
2nd girl:Main to us se shadi karon gi jis k gher UPS laga ho.

Bethe tha teri yad main tanha ek sham,

Liya ek kagaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,

Zinda pakarne wale ko
50,000 inaam

Champns Trophy 2009 FINAL Aus vs Pak
Aus Won da Toss &decided 2 Bat
AUS:323/7(50)
PAK:325/8(49.4)
Pak won da Final
Mubarak ho Peshawar me match nazr aa gya hai..

Jab bhi
Hum ne kisi Larki
Ko
Ghoora
Aur
Us par
Nazar rakhi
To
Jald hee
Uski
Shaadi ho gayi
Wajjha??

“Nigah-e-Mard-e-Momin se badal jati hain Taqdeerein”

=Mere dukhon ki dhanak men rang na bhar =

=Muhabbat or nafrat ki jang na lar =

=Khushi mere gham k sang na kar =

=PAPPU YAAR TANG NA KAR…!:-)

An englishman had a spicy Pakistani dinner. Next morning he came out of toilet & said, “Now i understand y pakistanis use water.
Because tissues can’t catch fire.”

Phool GIR jatay Hein Jab tum Atay Ho

Phool GIR jatay Hain Jab tum Atay Ho
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Andhay Ho kiA???
Gamlon se Q takratey ho.