Funny SMS

Zindagi guzari tri yad k sahare,
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LADO k lashkare jagmag kpre sare! ;-)

What is Education?

Education iz an organised system through which we waste half of our life to learn how to waste the remaining half of our life!

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just wana tell u.
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It’s none of ur business..!

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue dekh lia

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daagh laga dia

Beti muskurate hue dagh tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega :

Its A magic:

ek glass men thanda pani len
or
ussy apny qareeb bethy shaks pe daal den

ye thanda pani ussy garam kar dega
or
wo aap ko thanda kar dy ga,Try it

Bacha prosi sy: Uncle abu ny pen manga hy

Parosi pen day kr bola: aur kuch kaha tha abu ny?

Bacha: han k ager wo kutti ka putter na dy to bazar sy le aana…!

“Insan Ki 4-MAA
HoTi hen”

1-JisnE PAIDA Kia

2-NANI MAA

3-DADI MAA

4-W0 Jis
K
Bary Mein
AMMI RaT Ko KehTi hEn!

Ye 12-BajaY Teri Kon C MAA Ka Fone Ata hai.