Funny SMS

Naqqalon Se hoshyar asli SMS
Ki Pehchan hamara hr sms
Anokha Naya Or
ap k Meyar K Mutabiq hota hai
Puranay Ghisay Pitay Or Bazari
SMS Se Parhaiz Kijiye Tabyat Zyada Bor Ho To
Hamare Number Pay Rs.100 ka card Send Kar K 500 Asli SMS Or
Rs.1000 Load
Karwa K 3 Saal Tak free SMS Receive Karain
!Shukriya.
Khushi,Gham,Salgira,Bewafai,Funny
har veriety k liye booking ki jaati hey. Neez. Shadi biyah k lye SMS order per b tyar kya jaty hain.

NewZealand mai 1 Bacha peda hua hy
Pedaish k wkt uska wght
80kg tha
jo bhrta gya aur 15 din bad 280kg ho gya
Incredible !
but true
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Bacha
Hathi ka tha;-)

1 Pinjrey mein kuch totey 1 Toti ko chhair rahey they
Jb k dosrey pinjrey mein 1Tota tasbi aur dosra namaz parh raha tha,
Maalik nay toti ko naik toton k pinjrey mein daal dia,
Jab wo us pinjrey mein gai to tasbi wala tota namaz parhney walay totay say bola:

Uttho Haji sahib dua qabool ho gai hey.

1st Pagal: Main aksr Khwab dekhta hoon k mera 1 paaon zameen pr aur doosra paaon aasman pr hai

2 Pagal: Iss tarha k khawab na dekha kro shalwar phat jayegi.

Agr Mble Pkstn Ejad Krta To Us Me Ye Tmpltes Hte

1.Kuty Call Kr
2.Blnce Bhej Bachi ko Chahiye
3.Gold Leaf Leta Hua Aiyo
4.Date Par H0n
5.Bomb blast hua hai

Motivational Thought !!

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan to Mukesh Ambani of ambani groups. In 2008, Mukesh Ambani was planning to buy IDBI bank.This shows that nothing is impossible…
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Now in 2009, ufone
has rejected my loan of 10 rupees…!!

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Peechay Hat jao..

Sms garmi se pagal ho gaya hay!