Funny SMS

Patient:
Dr. Sahib bukhar to toot gya he lekin ab grden me drd rehti he.

Doctor:
Aap fikr na kren ALLAH ne chaha to grden B toot jae gi.

Dr: Aap pagal kiyun hoe?
Pagal: Kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki,
Us ki beti ne mere baap se shadi ki,
Yun wo meri biwi ki saas ban gae,
Is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,
Phir mere ghar beta howa,
To meri biwi ki beti mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi,
Kiyun k wo meri soteli maa thi,
Chunacha mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur….
Dr: Bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga.

Lovers sitting in a park , boy tries to kiss the girl, girl says NO dear not all this before married!
Boy dont worry darling
I am already married!