Funny SMS

     ""MUJHY""
Do chezain bht tang krti hain,,,,,,,
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*AAP KI YAAD*
Jo aati bht hai
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   ""LIGHT""
Jo jati bht hai:) gud mrng!

Subah Sham apki hi yad aavay hy

Sari sari raat hum ko jagavay hy

Dil to aap ko call krnay ko chahvay hy

Pr call center ki CHHOKRI ny balance km btavay hy…

“Pappu Jamadar ki Love Story”
Apne Dil k Gatar ko Teri Yaadon k Kachrey sey Bharta hoon
Main Tere Pyar Mein Baasi salan ki tarah Sarta hoon
Tumhein kaisey bataon Jaan ye baat dil ki
Tum par Gandi Naali k Keeray ki tarhan marta hoon

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Don ki car se cheni nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
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Q k
Don khud 1 pao ly kar ja raha hai..!!

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

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Guess!!

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Pakistan Railways Track

U can use it from Karachi to Khyber

Proud to be a PAKISTANI…!!!

Pind k peepal ki chaan thallay

Hum ishq laraya krtay thy

Wo paanday dhonay aati thi

Hum Majj nawaya krtay thy

Wo hr ik kam me aggay thi

Hum hr ik kam me peechay thy

Wo sabaq muka b jati thi

Hum pencil Gharya kartay thay

Garmiyon mein sikhar dupehray jadun ambb pe charya kartay thay

Munh sujh k porrola hota tha jab demoo larya kartay thay

Jab b Pind k khoo talay wo mujhse milnay aati thi

Sheeda-Gama- Kami-Teefa muft mein sarrya krtay thy

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Molvi mangy
Hum Peer deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy. . .