Funny SMS

Jeet k b haar gya me pyar ki bazi yaro

Main uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO

wo guzar gai pas se nazar b na milai

Q k i was on cycle & she was in PiJARO..a

Zindagi mei kabhi haar na mano

zindagi mein
itna agay baro

itna agay baro

itna agay baro

k agay wala tang aa k kahe

“tu lang ja sadi khair aey.

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye he

1 Banda train me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

“Molvi sab,
aap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.”

“Faraz” yaron ko azma k Dekh liya

Prdy mein bula k Dekh lya

Mot B Hm se dor Bhagti hy”Mohsin”

Car k Nechy aa k dekh lya

Mrta Nhi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ
“Sagr”

Safeguard se B Nha k Dekh lya

Koi Sunta Nhi Faryad-E-”Ghalib”

Radio pe B ga k Dekh lya

DIL ka B pata Nhi Chal Rha”Wasi”

XRAY B kra k Dekh lya.

Agr “punjab” ki larkiyan papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota.

Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti
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PAPPI TE LE LO

PAPPI TE LE LO:-

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

Ek bnda 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha.
Us ko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia.
Pehla show shuro hua, us ne 80 rotian kha li
agla show 1 hour bd shuru hwa or us ne phir 80 rotiyan kha li.
Log bht heran thy or 3rd show k liye or ziyada rush ho gia.
1 hour bd jb 3rd show shuru hona tha tou wo ghaib ho gia.
Us ko dhondte hwe jb us k ghar pohnche tou wo betha roti kha rha tha.
Jb us sy wja pochi to wo bola:

Na main show hi krda rawan roti na khawan…