Funny SMS

FATWA……

Ap se Guzarish hai k
ZONG
ka NETWORK matt use karen,
OR
Na he Apni SIM
ZONG me CONVERT karwain
Q K
ZONG walon ne Pakistanion ko boht bara Dhoka dia hai.
Unho ne Apni
“ADVERTISMENT”
Me jitni Bhi
LARkiYON k NO’s. batay haen,
Wo Sab Ghalat hain ya Band hain,
Me Check kr ChukA hOon.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai..
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K
Jab bijli hi nhi hote to bill kahan say aata hai..??;-)
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Meri Qom ke bahadur jawano utho
Kab tak soty raho gy?
Qom pr ye waqt boht bhari hy.
Utho jaldi karo,Jute chappal sab chhor do
.
.
Utility store pr Cheeni a gai hy

Aapse Kuch Pochna hai.
Koi Paas To Nahi?
Zara Akelay Ho Jao.
Kisi Ko Batana Mat.
Warna Masla Ban Sakta Hai.
Ghor Se Suno…
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.
.
.

Cheeni Hai Aapke Paas?

Aaj Ki Dua:

Aye Allah!

Koi Ghalti Se Mujh Ghareeb Ke Number Per Balance Send Kar De.

Sab Bolo Aameen…

New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan
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.
Shampoo Ki Her Bottle k Saath 1 Cheeni Ka Saashay Bilkul Free!

kaisa lagta hai >
Brsti barsh main

hawa k jhonkon
k sang
khamoshi se chlty
hue
koi kndhay pay
hath rkh k
holay se keh de

“ay sweater
landay da paya
E na;->