SMS Dude! » Halloween SMS http://www.smsdude.com free latest sms / funny text messages & jokes Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:48:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Best wishes on Halloweenhttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/best-wishes-on-halloween/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/best-wishes-on-halloween/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:21:42 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8736 May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Halloween is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Halloween

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Tonight All-Hallows’ Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/tonight-is-halloween/feed/ 0 Good Wishes for Halloweenhttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/good-wishes-for-halloween/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/good-wishes-for-halloween/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:21:42 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8742 Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Halloween and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/good-wishes-for-halloween/feed/ 0 Scottish Sayinghttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/scottish-saying/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/scottish-saying/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:21:42 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8745 From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
~Scottish Saying

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/scottish-saying/feed/ 0 Happy Halloweenhttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/happy-halloween/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/happy-halloween/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:03 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8644 A Black Baby Was Given A Set Of Wings.
The Baby Thought “I’m An Angel”.
An Angel Laughed And Replied,
“Nah Niggah U Is A Bat!”

Happy Halloween

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/happy-halloween/feed/ 0 Halloween Nighthttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-night/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-night/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8645 To Drink The Blood
And Relish Warm Flesh
Come Out My Ghost
Without Dread Or Fright
To The Graveyard No 13
On This Very Halloween Night

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-night/feed/ 0 Halloween Proposalhttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-proposal/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-proposal/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8646 Just like a ghos,
you’ve been a-haunting’ my dreams,
So I will propose on Halloween.

Love is kinda crazy
with a spooky little girl like you…

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-proposal/feed/ 0 Halloween Quotehttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-quote/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-quote/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8647 On Halloween, witches come true,
Wild ghosts escape from dreams,
Each monster dances in the park…

(Nicholas Gordon)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-quote/feed/ 0 Witcheshttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/witches/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/witches/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8648 When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
it’s near Halloween…

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/witches/feed/ 0 Halloween Wisheshttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-wishes/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-wishes/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8649 The happiest of wishes for a Halloween, that will be happy in every way for someone like you.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-wishes/feed/ 0 Arthur Cleveland Coxehttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/arthur-cleveland-coxe/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/arthur-cleveland-coxe/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8650 This the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play,
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they – it is they.

—
Arthur Cleveland Coxe

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/arthur-cleveland-coxe/feed/ 0 Halloween Jokehttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-joke/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-joke/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8651 Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
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Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/halloween-joke/feed/ 0 Funny Halloweenhttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/funny-halloween/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/funny-halloween/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8652 What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/funny-halloween/feed/ 0 Vampire SMShttp://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/vampire-sms/ http://www.smsdude.com/halloween-sms/vampire-sms/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8653 Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation…

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