Halloween SMS

On Halloween, witches come true,
Wild ghosts escape from dreams,
Each monster dances in the park…

(Nicholas Gordon)

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
it’s near Halloween…

The happiest of wishes for a Halloween, that will be happy in every way for someone like you.

This the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play,
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they – it is they.

—
Arthur Cleveland Coxe

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
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Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation…