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Dishaon ko Badlo

Ankit — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 12:16:39 +0000

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

Itihas

Rakesh — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:37:56 +0000

Dosti Acchi Ho to sabko JALATI he.
DOSTI GAHARI ho to RANG lati he.
DOSTI NADAN ho to Tut jati he.
DOSTI hum se ho to woh
ITIHAS ban jati he.

Hindi Shayari SMS

SMS-Dude — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:11:22 +0000

Zindagi Ko Ek Kalpana Samjho, Subah Ko Sach Raat Ko Sapna Samjho, Baatna Chahte Ho Agar Apne Saare Gam Tou, Zindagi Mein Sabse Pehle Kisi Ek Ko Apna Samjho

Pati Patni SMS

tapan — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:38:56 +0000

SAWAL:Patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun krti h?
JAWAB:Taki pati ko yad rahein musibat tali nhi

Ghor Kalyug

tapan — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:38:56 +0000

Ghor Kalyug Ka Sabut.
Boy- Kya me tumhara Hath Chum Sakta Hu?
Girl- Kyu?
Kutte,
Kaminey,
Mere Hotho Pe Kya Jahar Laga He Kya?

Izhar-e-Mohabbat

SMS-Dude — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:58:19 +0000

Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,

Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha..

Izhar-e-mohbt kia tha sms se.
Jo unki shadi tak pending tha.

Me & Katrina Kaif

SMS-Dude — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:03:38 +0000

Meri
or
katrina kaif
ki
1 Adat same hai.
Guess what?
?
?

Na main usay
MSG krta hu,
Na wo mujhe
MSG krti hai
“ATTITUDE”
u know!! :)

Types of Lal

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:03:30 +0000

Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,

Kiss karo to lips lal,

Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,

Bach gaye to jio mere lal

Talaq Chahiye

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:55:29 +0000

Lady 2 wakil,MGY MERE PATI SE TALAQ CHAHIAY,WAKIL MGAR WO TO KABBADI CHAMPION HA,LADY YAHE TO PRBLM HA,KAMINA SIRF HATH LGA K BHAG JATA HA..

SMS taste kero

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:55:29 +0000

is sms ko taste karo
Kya tumhe adrak ka taste lag raha hai
Nahi na,
Zahir hai
 ,*****,
(  @..@  )
  "(- -)"   bandar kya jane adrak ka suwad;-)

Ulloo ka Patha

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:16:21 +0000

A boy goes 2his dad’s friend late nite, he was told 2 sleep in baby’s room, but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.

Next mornin he saw a young, Charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.

Who r u? The boy asked.

I m baby n u?

Main ullu ka pattha.

Hanuman

SMS-Dude — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:48:12 +0000

Kia tum urh sakte ho?
Kia sitare tor sakte ho?
Kia pathar ko heera bana sakte ho?

Nahi na?

Beta sirf shakal bandar jesi hone se koi HANUMAN nahi ban jata

Zaroor Andha hoga

URA — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:38:03 +0000

1 din Wife or Husband mandir se niklay to 1 faqeer ne kaha
“Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hoon”
Husband:
Dedo,
Tumhe Shehzadi kaha ha to zaroor andha hi hoga:-)

Yaqeen mat karna…