Hindi SMS

Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,

Kiss karo to lips lal,

Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,

Bach gaye to jio mere lal

Lady 2 wakil,MGY MERE PATI SE TALAQ CHAHIAY,WAKIL MGAR WO TO KABBADI CHAMPION HA,LADY YAHE TO PRBLM HA,KAMINA SIRF HATH LGA K BHAG JATA HA..

is sms ko taste karo
Kya tumhe adrak ka taste lag raha hai
Nahi na,
Zahir hai
 ,*****,
(  @..@  )
  "(- -)"   bandar kya jane adrak ka suwad;-)

A boy goes 2his dad’s friend late nite, he was told 2 sleep in baby’s room, but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.

Next mornin he saw a young, Charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.

Who r u? The boy asked.

I m baby n u?

Main ullu ka pattha.

Kia tum urh sakte ho?
Kia sitare tor sakte ho?
Kia pathar ko heera bana sakte ho?

Nahi na?

Beta sirf shakal bandar jesi hone se koi HANUMAN nahi ban jata

1 din Wife or Husband mandir se niklay to 1 faqeer ne kaha
“Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hoon”
Husband:
Dedo,
Tumhe Shehzadi kaha ha to zaroor andha hi hoga:-)

Main agar
kahoon,

Tum sa
haseen,

Kaynaat mein
nahi hy koi,

To plz yaqeen mat karna kbhi….. kbhi insaan garmi me ulta seedha bol jata hai