Hindi SMS

Patta gir sakta hai per darakht nahin
soraj doob sakta hai per aasman nahin
dharti sookh sakti hai per darya nahi .
Kuttay ki dum seedhi hosakti hai par ap nahi

Pitaji: beta shadi k din susraal wale scuter den to Car mangna,
computer de to Laptop mangna,
dukaan de to ghr mangna.
Beta: Pitaji larki de to uski maa maang loon.

Saali mini skirt me Jija ji k pas aa k boli

Jiju dekhie to Jhukne se meri CHADI dikhthi to nahi?

Jija kafi der dekhne k bad
Bilkul nahi lekin Pehn zarur lena.

NAME:
katrina kaif

Dt.of Brth:
16/07/82

WEIGHT:51 kgs

HEIGHT:5’9″

COLOR:Whitish

BIRTH PLACE:
England

DREAM:
Behan banu gi to
Sirf is SMS perhne wale ki

Kya kahun tujhko? Khwab kahun to toot jayega,
dil kahun to bikhar jayega

Sochta hun tera naam zindagi rakh loon,
maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega