Husband Wife SMS

Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.

Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,

Doctr,-Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . . !

Mareez:Dr sahib mujhay ajeeb bemari lag gaee hai,Jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta!

Dr:Yeh bemari nahi “NEMAT” hai

A Quality Engineer married an average girl…
After 2 years of tough life with his wife, finally da Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stating that,

“YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS”

The smart father-in-law replied,

“WARRANTY EXPIRED,COMPANY NOT RESPONSIBLE.” ;-)

A woman was gidnaped ,

The kidnaper sent a piece of her fingerto her husband & demanded money .

Husband Replied :

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I want More proof !!