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  • Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
    Meri saas ko dus lo
    Sanp_
    Aby kiya dus lon?
    Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !

  • Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.

    Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

  • 1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
    Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
    Bv boli woh kesay.
    Sohahr bola .
    Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

  • Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,

    Doctr,-Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . . !

  • Mareez:Dr sahib mujhay ajeeb bemari lag gaee hai,Jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta!

    Dr:Yeh bemari nahi “NEMAT” hai

  • A Quality Engineer married an average girl…
    After 2 years of tough life with his wife, finally da Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stating that,

    “YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS”

    The smart father-in-law replied,

    “WARRANTY EXPIRED,COMPANY NOT RESPONSIBLE.” ;-)

  • A woman was gidnaped ,

    The kidnaper sent a piece of her fingerto her husband & demanded money .

    Husband Replied :

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    I want More proof !!

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