SMS Dude! » Husband Wife SMS http://www.smsdude.com free latest sms / funny text messages & jokes Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:48:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Zehar Easy Load!http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/zehar-easy-load/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/zehar-easy-load/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:28:28 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12729 Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/zehar-easy-load/feed/ 0 Aik Moqa Aurhttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/aik-moqa-aur/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/aik-moqa-aur/#comments Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:13:56 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12688 Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.

Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/aik-moqa-aur/feed/ 0 Jannatihttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/jannati/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/jannati/#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:51:29 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12673 1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/jannati/feed/ 0 Bolne ka Moqahttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/bolne-ka-moqa/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/bolne-ka-moqa/#comments Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:50:42 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12449 Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,

Doctr,-Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . . !

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/bolne-ka-moqa/feed/ 0 Bimarihttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/bimari/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/bimari/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:52:05 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12309 Mareez:Dr sahib mujhay ajeeb bemari lag gaee hai,Jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta!

Dr:Yeh bemari nahi “NEMAT” hai

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/bimari/feed/ 0 Warranty Expired!http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/warranty-expired/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/warranty-expired/#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:14:42 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12123 A Quality Engineer married an average girl…
After 2 years of tough life with his wife, finally da Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stating that,

“YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS”

The smart father-in-law replied,

“WARRANTY EXPIRED,COMPANY NOT RESPONSIBLE.” ;-)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/warranty-expired/feed/ 0 Proof!http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/husband-joke/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/husband-joke/#comments Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:51:06 +0000 Noman Rana http://www.smsdude.com/?p=11805 A woman was gidnaped ,

The kidnaper sent a piece of her fingerto her husband & demanded money .

Husband Replied :

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I want More proof !!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/husband-joke/feed/ 0 Insulthttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/insult/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/insult/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:14:27 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=11808 “HIGH CLASS INSULT”

Husband apni wife se,
jan kya tmhara dil kabi chahta he k tüm Mard hoti?

Wife: Nahin, mgr mera dil ye zarür chahta hae k tm mard hotay…!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/insult/feed/ 0 Pyar Karna Nahi Aatahttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/pyar-karna-nahi-aata/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/pyar-karna-nahi-aata/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:35:11 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10760 Wife 2 Husband: Tumhein to Pyar Karna hi Nahi Aata,

Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bache internet se download kiye hain?;-) :

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/pyar-karna-nahi-aata/feed/ 0 Guzarish SMShttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/guzarish-sms/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/guzarish-sms/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:24:28 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9887 Jab sai sardi kee hui hai pehli barish,
Jisam main shuru ho gai hey kharish,
Kuch machron, khatmalon kee bhi hey wajha,
Begum nay bistra alag karne kee kee hey guzarish

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/guzarish-sms/feed/ 0 Long Lifehttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/long-life/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/long-life/#comments Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:31:46 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9759 Quiz: Why do Women live Longer Than Men?

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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,

But Paying Bill does. :-)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/long-life/feed/ 0 Wife ka Pyarhttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/wife-ka-pyar/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/wife-ka-pyar/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:02:58 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9276 Thapr mar k Husband ny naraz Wife sy kaha:
Admi usy marta hy jisy piyar krtahy,
Wife ny2Thapr mar kr Husband sy kaha apkia samjty hain main apsy piyar nhi krti”

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/wife-ka-pyar/feed/ 0 Pyar karna aata hai?http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/pyar-karna-aata-hai/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/pyar-karna-aata-hai/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:07:13 +0000 Zeeshan http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9156 Wife to Husband.
Wife: Aap ko tu piar kerna hi nai ata ?
Husband: Tu ye 3 bachay kia internet sy Download kie hain….

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/pyar-karna-aata-hai/feed/ 0 Lady Secretaryhttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/lady-secretary/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/lady-secretary/#comments Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:03:17 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9013 Lady Secretary: Sir its your wife on the phone, she wants to kiss u on the phone
Boss: Ok take the message and give it to me later!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/lady-secretary/feed/ 0 Begumhttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/begum/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/begum/#comments Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:03:17 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9015 Wife ko Begum kiun kehte hain?
Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hissey me aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai… :-)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/begum/feed/ 0 Receiving Wifehttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/receiving-wife/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/receiving-wife/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:43:42 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8811 Airport pe shohar biwi ko receive karnay aya

BV:
Dekho wo couple kitna khush dikhai de raha hay

Shohr:
Wo apni BV ko drop karne aaya hay,
Receive karne nahi.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/receiving-wife/feed/ 0 Parosan SMShttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/parosan-sms/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/parosan-sms/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:27:22 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8564 Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo,
De k khushi us k sare gham chura lo,
Pyar aisa karo k sub dekhte reh jayein,
Parosan bhi aa k kahe
‘Mujhe bhi apni biwi bana lo”

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/parosan-sms/feed/ 0 Mother of 3 kidshttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/mother-of-3-kids/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/mother-of-3-kids/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:11:50 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=7829 A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/mother-of-3-kids/feed/ 0 Passenger Dog…http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/passenger-dog/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/passenger-dog/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:01:01 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=7814 Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/passenger-dog/feed/ 0 Sexy Wifehttp://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/sexy-wife/ http://www.smsdude.com/husband-wife-sms/sexy-wife/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:40:00 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=7254 WIFE in a sexy mood says :
“Aaj mujhe Rassi se baandh k jo karna chahte ho karlo…

HUSBAND ne usay baandh diya aur Naukrani k sath shuro hogaya..

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