Husband Wife SMS

“HIGH CLASS INSULT”

Husband apni wife se,
jan kya tmhara dil kabi chahta he k tüm Mard hoti?

Wife: Nahin, mgr mera dil ye zarür chahta hae k tm mard hotay…!

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhein to Pyar Karna hi Nahi Aata,

Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bache internet se download kiye hain?;-) :

Jab sai sardi kee hui hai pehli barish,
Jisam main shuru ho gai hey kharish,
Kuch machron, khatmalon kee bhi hey wajha,
Begum nay bistra alag karne kee kee hey guzarish

Quiz: Why do Women live Longer Than Men?

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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,

But Paying Bill does. :-)

Thapr mar k Husband ny naraz Wife sy kaha:
Admi usy marta hy jisy piyar krtahy,
Wife ny2Thapr mar kr Husband sy kaha apkia samjty hain main apsy piyar nhi krti”

Wife to Husband.
Wife: Aap ko tu piar kerna hi nai ata ?
Husband: Tu ye 3 bachay kia internet sy Download kie hain….

Lady Secretary: Sir its your wife on the phone, she wants to kiss u on the phone
Boss: Ok take the message and give it to me later!