Husband Wife SMS

Wife ko Begum kiun kehte hain?
Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hissey me aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai… :-)

Airport pe shohar biwi ko receive karnay aya

BV:
Dekho wo couple kitna khush dikhai de raha hay

Shohr:
Wo apni BV ko drop karne aaya hay,
Receive karne nahi.

Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo,
De k khushi us k sare gham chura lo,
Pyar aisa karo k sub dekhte reh jayein,
Parosan bhi aa k kahe
‘Mujhe bhi apni biwi bana lo”

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none

Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!

WIFE in a sexy mood says :
“Aaj mujhe Rassi se baandh k jo karna chahte ho karlo…

HUSBAND ne usay baandh diya aur Naukrani k sath shuro hogaya..

Girl: Dr.Plz
Mere Husband Ko Andar ßula £ijye..

Dr:
Trust Me,
Main Shareef Aadmi Hoon..

Girl:
No Dr!!
Aap Ki Nurse ßaahir Akeli
Hai. .