Husband Wife SMS

Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I knw hr
Boy1: How?
Boy2: V were caught
sleepin 2gethr
Boy1: Wat da hel?
Boy2: 10 yrz ago, during lecture in class

Wife: Eji, what is inflation?
Husband: Earlier u were 36-24-36, now u r 48-42-42. So, u hav much more than before, yet yr worth is much less.That’s inflation!

Shadi karo wahan jahan Sasur ho maldar

Saas rehti ho beemar

Saalay hon bekar

Biwi jaisi bhi ho
lekin

Saliyan hon 3 ,4
aur wo b Super star

Ques: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of rukhsati?

Ans: wo sochti hai k itne saal intezar krne k baad Dulha mila
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Wo bhi sirf aik :-(

Wife: maro ge to nahi?

Hsbnd: nahi to,
kya bat hai?

Wife: main pregnant hon.

Hsbnd: hury!!!
its good news,
dar q rahi thi?

Wife: college k dino main papa ko btaya tha
to bohat mar pri thi.

Wife: Mere Irade Bade Nek Hen,
Aap 1000 Mein
Se Ek Hen.
Husband: Dimag K Hum Bhi DON Hen,
Pehle Ye Bata Baki K 999 Kon Hen…?.

Dil ki baatain btana acha lgta hai

larki ko le k date pe jana acha lgta hai

Shadi se pehle dil me bajtay hain mp3 songs

Baad me sirf qomi trana acha lagta he