Husband Wife SMS

Husbnd:Main tang a gaya hun. Tm hmesha mera ghar,meri car MERA MERA hi krti rhti ho.kabi HAMARA b kaha karo.
Ab almari me kya dhond rhi ho?
Wife:hamara dupatta.

Chinese lady Pakistani lady se:

mere husband ka chalte chalte intiqal ho gaya!

Pakistani lady:

bus bahen, China ki cheezon ka yehi masla hai…

PHONE baja
Husband:
mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahi hon

Wife phone pe:
Wo ghar par hain

Husband:
Mein ne mana kia tha na

Wife:
Phone mere liye tha..

1 Indian or 1 Pakistani ki BV gum ho gai

Pakistani:Teri BV kesi hai ?

Indian: Blue Eyes,
Pink Lips,Smart Figur
Or
Teri kesi hai ?

Pakistani:
Meri ko chhor,
Teri dhoondte hain:-)

1smile 1friendship,1friend 1love,
1love 1proposal,
1proposal 1marriage,and 1marriage. . . . thousands of problems.
so think better before smile.

Boy: Ttm Shadi K Ba’ad Apny Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Mango Gi,

Girl: Aray Nahin main aisi larki nhin
Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena…!!

Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aesa Shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baaten Kare, Hansi Mazaq Kare, Or Mere Liye Romantic Gaane Gaye!

Boy:
Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye