Husband Wife SMS

Police officer 2 Woman:
U R Realy Brave,
Dakoo Ko Buhat Peeta Tum Ne!
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata k Dakoo Tha, Me Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair se Ghar aya Ha:..;-)

Wife:kya kr rhe ho?

Man:Makhyan mar rha hun

W:kitni mari?

Man: 3male 0r 2female

W:Kese malum?

Man:3 sharab ki bottle se chipki hui thin or 2 fone se !!

Husband: begum tumhari gerdan per ajeeb si cheez hai.
jisay daikh kar khouf Aata hai.

Wife: Wo kya?

Husband: Tumhara ‘Face’.~

Aurat ki zindagi
“Lambi”
“Haseen”
“Hansti”
“muskurati”
Aur
Tension se Aazad
Q hoti hai..??
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Very simple

bcoz

Aurat ki koi biwi nahi hoti..

What is thedifference between wife & saali?
Saali is beauty, wife is duty,
saali is pension ,wife is tension, saali is yummy, wife is vehmi,

Shohar Or BV Me Baat Cheet Band Thi..
Ek Subha Shohar Ko Jaldi Jana Tha,
Usne Kaghaz Pe Likha:
Muje Subha 7Baje Utha Dena Or Kaghaz BV K Takye K Niche Rakh Dia..
Subha Shohr Ki Ankh Khuli To 8Baj Rahe The
Vo Gusse Se Utha To Dekha K Takye K Paas 1 Kaghaz Para Tha Or Likha Tha:
7 Baj Rahe Hain,Uth Jao..

Biwi ne apne husband ko e-mail likhi par full-stop nhi lagaye,
Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye,
Phir email kuch youn ban gyi,

‘Aap ne kafi din se pyar bhara khat nhi likha meri saheli Salma ko.
Nokri se nikal diya hai hmari Cow ne.
Bacha diya hai Uncle ne.
Cigarette peena shuru kar diya hai maine.
Bohat khat likhe par tum nhi aaye kabutar k bache.
Billi kha gai hai ek khobsurat larki.
Meri saheli ban gyi hai Reema.
Is waqt t.v pr dance kr rhi hai hmari murghi.
Aaj kal Anda nhi de rhi tmhari Maa.
Tumhe bht yaad karti hai jama-daarni.
Naali saaf nhi karti aj kal Aap ki Biwi.Akbari