Husband Wife SMS

Husband & Wife train sy jaty hoe surang
se guzray

Husband: agr pta hota surang itni lambi hai to
koi faida hi utha latay

Wife: Hye Allah
to kya wo ap
nhi thy!

Wife:
Chalo na aaj bahar chalte hain aur driving mai karongi

Husband:
Ohooo !
Matlab jayenge car mai aur ayenge akhbaar mai ?!;-)

1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta,
Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha

1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liey.
Dono Andon Ko Ghaor Se Dekhne k baad bola,

“Tumhen Aqal Kab Aey Gee
Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Usey Boil Ker Dia
Aur JisKo
Boil Krna Tha fry kar dya.

Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream
That U Were Sending Me
Jewellery And clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I Saw
Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

Husband: Kal mere khawab m ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia larki thi
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska husband mere khawab mein aya tha

Wife:
Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki Kitaab Hon..

Husband:
Yehi To Afsos Hay Agar Calender Hotin To Har Saal Change Kar leta..!!!

Wife:
Aaj mery tann, mann mein Aag laga dein

Husband ny Patrol phenk k Aag laga di

Moral?

“Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz mein krein!”
By (PSO).