Husband Wife SMS

Husband:
Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua.

Wife:
Khush ho kar boli konsa Faida ?

Husband:
Mujhe Mere GUNAHON ki Saza Dunya Mai Hi Mil Gai. ;-)

Judge: why do u want divorce?
Husband:Main apni bivi se khush nahi hon.
Judge to wife:Is it correct?
Wife:Sara mohalla khush hai, bas isi kanjar ko taklif hai.

Shohar : maalum hota hai kay daraaz main koi khanay ki cheeze hai ?

Biwi : Aap nay bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai .
Iss main meray naye sandel hain .;-)

1 sahib nay apni biwi ko khat Likha
kaha k begum is mahenay salray ke badlay 100 kissis bhej raha hun
Biwi ne jawab main likha k aap ka khat mila
Salary ke badlay 100 kiss mili
6 kiss sabzi walay ko di
7 kiss school ke principal ko di
Dhood wala 7 may maan nahi raha tha,us ko 8 kiss deni pari
Makan malik har roz 7,8 kiss leta hai
Tum fikar mat karo,abi mere pas 40 kiss or hain maheena aram se cut jaey ga..

Hu§band drinking wine and §aid:
tum kon ho ?

Bivi:
pagal ho gaye kiya? apni Biwi ko bhol gaye?

HU§BAND:
nasha her gham bhula deta hy behan..!;-)

Wife: Suniay jab aap nai pehli bar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kia tha?

Husband: Mai mer jata ager AYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti…