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  • Husband:
    Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua.

    Wife:
    Khush ho kar boli konsa Faida ?

    Husband:
    Mujhe Mere GUNAHON ki Saza Dunya Mai Hi Mil Gai. ;-)

  • Judge: why do u want divorce?
    Husband:Main apni bivi se khush nahi hon.
    Judge to wife:Is it correct?
    Wife:Sara mohalla khush hai, bas isi kanjar ko taklif hai.

  • Shohar : maalum hota hai kay daraaz main koi khanay ki cheeze hai ?

    Biwi : Aap nay bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai .
    Iss main meray naye sandel hain .;-)

  • 1 sahib nay apni biwi ko khat Likha
    kaha k begum is mahenay salray ke badlay 100 kissis bhej raha hun
    Biwi ne jawab main likha k aap ka khat mila
    Salary ke badlay 100 kiss mili
    6 kiss sabzi walay ko di
    7 kiss school ke principal ko di
    Dhood wala 7 may maan nahi raha tha,us ko 8 kiss deni pari
    Makan malik har roz 7,8 kiss leta hai
    Tum fikar mat karo,abi mere pas 40 kiss or hain maheena aram se cut jaey ga..

  • Hu§band drinking wine and §aid:
    tum kon ho ?

    Bivi:
    pagal ho gaye kiya? apni Biwi ko bhol gaye?

    HU§BAND:
    nasha her gham bhula deta hy behan..!;-)

  • Wife: Suniay jab aap nai pehli bar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kia tha?

    Husband: Mai mer jata ager AYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti…

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