Insult SMS

Tum Hanste Ho Tu Aisa Lagta Hai Jesay Insan 1000 Sal Pehle Bandar Tha…

Na Na,,,
Ghussa Na Hona,
Tum Ghussa Hote Ho Tu Lagta Hai Insan Aaj Bhi Bandar Hai.

Yaad hai Mujko Tre bachpn ka zmana

Ptli ptli tangon pr Latka hua pjama

Wo behtay hue Nak ko zuban se Hatana

or Bathroom me beth kr awaz lgana

“Ammi dho dy”

  ('.')   ('.')

Bachay hain
zid kr rahe thy
k
Monkey dekhna he!
Mene AP ka Adres dia hi
wo agr aen to
2,3 JUMP mar dena
Bache hen,
Khush ho Jaingey.

LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha “Pakistan may aisa kon hai jo saal main 1 bar nahata hai? Yaqeen kero 5 crore thukra dye mgr tmhara naam nahi btaya.

St_pid,
B_dh_,
D_ffer,
Bewak_f,
.
Everything is incomplete without ‘U’

Call me = Future tense…

Called me = Past tense…

Calling me = Present tense…

Just Helping you to Improve your Grammar…

Pyar Ko Mat Chupao
Use Zarurat Hai Jatane Ki.

Apni Chahaton Ko Mat Chupao Unhe Zarurat Hai Barhane Ki.

Ab Aur Perfume Mat Lagao
Aapko Zarurat Hai Nahane Ki.