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Tum Yaad Aye

URA — Thu, 06 May 2010 11:59:30 +0000

Dear Kaisay ho
yar tm to humen bhool hi gaey
Men bhi tumhen bholne hi wala tha
k
achanak
aaj
jab

masjid
se
meri

chappal
chori hui to
tum
yad aa gaey…

Benefits of SMS

URA — Wed, 05 May 2010 12:03:37 +0000

SMS ke 4 Faiday ..

1. Main bhi khush,

2. Jisay bhejo wo bhi khush,

3. Yaadon ka silsila bana rahta hai,

4. Kon KANJOOS hai wo bhi pata chal jata hai

Kanjoos Log

mohsin raza — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 20:32:02 +0000

hum fizaon k badlnay ka intezar nahi kartay

andhiyoun k rukne ka intezar nahi kartay

yaad ati hai to sms kar daitay hain

hum ‘ KANJOUSUON ‘ k sms ka intezar nahi kartay

Shetan

SMS-Dude — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:04:45 +0000

SHAETAN”ne poocha

kisi NAIK insan ka number do

Apun us ko tang krega!

main ne AP ka number diya to SHETAN bola
abay marwaye ga kya
ye to BOSS ka number ha.

Lux

SMS-Dude — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:41:32 +0000

Youn raton ko na jaago so liya kero,
Baat dil may na rakho ro liya kro,
Baal to boht achay banate ho
Kabhi Lux se moun b dho liya kero!!!!

Pata Hai

SMS-Dude — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 17:44:10 +0000

1 din chaand ne mujh se kaha k tere sb dost.

Kanjos hn Pagal hn. Ghareeb hn. Faqeer hn. Falto hyn.

Mainy chand ko ghora or gusey se kaha
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Mujhe pta hy.

Acha Din

SMS-Dude — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:32:45 +0000

Hamisha subha uth kar 2 kam kia karo,

1: NAMAZ parha karo.

Is say tumhara din acha guzray ga.

2: NAHA liya karo.

Is say dosron ka din acha guzray ga..

Safeguard

SMS-Dude — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:13:57 +0000

Hum ko Humi
.Se Chura Lo

.Dil Mæ kehin
Tum Chupa Lo

.Hum Akely
Ho Na Jæn

Door Tum Se
.Ho Na Jaæn

Pas
Aao

“RUKO”

Pehly Safeguard
Se Nahaa lo :~)

Extra Care!

SMS-Dude — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:07 +0000

Sometime my heart asks me.
Why I miss u?
Why I like u?
Why I sms u?
Why I call u?
Why I care 4 u?

then my mind answers me
“Mental people need xtra care”

Chor Yaar

SMS-Dude — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:40:56 +0000

GOLDEN WORDS…..!
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Chor yaar tunay koun sa Amal karna he :-P

Jamadarni

SMS-Dude — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:49:27 +0000

Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa..

Press Down!

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Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna . . . .

Bandar

SMS-Dude — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:50 +0000

Tum Hanste Ho Tu Aisa Lagta Hai Jesay Insan 1000 Sal Pehle Bandar Tha…

Na Na,,,
Ghussa Na Hona,
Tum Ghussa Hote Ho Tu Lagta Hai Insan Aaj Bhi Bandar Hai.

Tera Bachpan!

SMS-Dude — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:03:55 +0000

Yaad hai Mujko Tre bachpn ka zmana

Ptli ptli tangon pr Latka hua pjama

Wo behtay hue Nak ko zuban se Hatana

or Bathroom me beth kr awaz lgana

“Ammi dho dy”

Monkey

SMS-Dude — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:03:02 +0000

  ('.')   ('.')
Bachay hain
zid kr rahe thy
k
Monkey dekhna he!
Mene AP ka Adres dia hi
wo agr aen to
2,3 JUMP mar dena
Bache hen,
Khush ho Jaingey.

Rs 5 Crore Question

SMS-Dude — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:41:02 +0000

LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha “Pakistan may aisa kon hai jo saal main 1 bar nahata hai? Yaqeen kero 5 crore thukra dye mgr tmhara naam nahi btaya.

Without U

SMS-Dude — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:37:15 +0000

St_pid,
B_dh_,
D_ffer,
Bewak_f,
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Everything is incomplete without ‘U’

Call Me

SMS-Dude — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:02:08 +0000

Call me = Future tense…

Called me = Past tense…

Calling me = Present tense…

Just Helping you to Improve your Grammar…

Perfume Mat Lagao

SMS-Dude — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:34:07 +0000

Pyar Ko Mat Chupao
Use Zarurat Hai Jatane Ki.

Apni Chahaton Ko Mat Chupao Unhe Zarurat Hai Barhane Ki.

Ab Aur Perfume Mat Lagao
Aapko Zarurat Hai Nahane Ki.

Hum Aap ko Le Jayenge

SMS-Dude — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:07:09 +0000

Le Jain gay…
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Le Jain gay…
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Hum Aakar ApKo
Le Jain gay…
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ARAY
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Reh Jain gay…
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Reh jain gay…
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“ZOO”Wale Dekhte Reh Jain gaye* ;-)

Drao to nahi!

SMS-Dude — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:51:08 +0000

Bus nazro se dekh liya hota agar Tamana thi Daranay ki
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Hum to yu hi mar jatay kiya zarorat thi muskranay ki....!!!
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