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Agar apni jan pyari hai tu,
Tu,
Tu,
KHUDA k liye Haath wapis neeche karo bht badboo aarahi hay
;-)

PakIstan
mai 2 Cheezen Buhat popular hain
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Pehchano isko?
Bandar b ni
Langoor b ni
Billi b ni
Jaani ye teri nikay hondy di foto ey jeerhi meray kol pai c.  ;-)

Aap Ne DIL Churaya HUM Khamosh Rahay

Aap Ne NEEND Churai HUM Khamosh Rahay

Aap Ne HANSI Churai HUM Khamosh Rahay

BUT It’s too Much

MASJID K LOTAY WAPIS KRO.

“AAP KI KAHANI
HAMARI ZABANI”

Aap k pas DIMAG hy
Chalta nhi wo alag baat hy

Aap SMART hyn,
Koi manta nhi alag baat hy

Aap AMEER hyn
Kanjus hyn wo alag baat hy

Aap SHAREEF hyn
Lagte nhi wo alag baat hy

Apke pas CELL FONE hy
Call nhi krte alag baat hy

Kafi IZZAT hy apke
Koi krte nhi ye alag baat hy.!

Rose is lal,
Sky is neela,
Your brain is khali pateela

Bura Man Liya 0k

Rose r Red
Water is Cool
i’m Beautiful But U R Very
Fööl

Lo Thora Aur Bura Man Lo.

Smile to old man means respect.

Smile to a child means innocence

Smile to lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental

Still smiling!
Confirmed.