Jokes SMS

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,

aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,

Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?

Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!

yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola
MAA

Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon

Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA
Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

Afridi Ne six maara.

Pehla Pagal!!

Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

Aurat aur Newspepar me kya aik jesa hai????

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1} dono hi bahut batuni hote hai.

2} dono jahan bhi jate hai bahut si news sath lekar jate hai.

3} Purani ho jaane ke sorat mein dono ki he nahi hoti.

“A CUTE JOKE”

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,

Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.