2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..
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Aurat aur Newspepar me kya aik jesa hai????
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1} dono hi bahut batuni hote hai.
2} dono jahan bhi jate hai bahut si news sath lekar jate hai.
3} Purani ho jaane ke sorat mein dono ki he nahi hoti.
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“A CUTE JOKE”
1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.
Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,
Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.
Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.
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1 Pakistani Japan main cooking k muqable main khali pateeli me chamcha chala raha tha.
Japani: ye kia bana rhy ho?
Pakistani:
CHUTIYA ;-
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1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)
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2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.
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Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy
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Doctor ne 2 charsiyon se kaha Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai
Charsi: Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi ay…
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