Jokes SMS

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

Afridi Ne six maara.

Pehla Pagal!!

Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

Aurat aur Newspepar me kya aik jesa hai????

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1} dono hi bahut batuni hote hai.

2} dono jahan bhi jate hai bahut si news sath lekar jate hai.

3} Purani ho jaane ke sorat mein dono ki he nahi hoti.

“A CUTE JOKE”

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,

Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

1 Pakistani Japan main cooking k muqable main khali pateeli me chamcha chala raha tha.

Japani: ye kia bana rhy ho?

Pakistani:
CHUTIYA ;-

1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)

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2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.

Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

Doctor ne 2 charsiyon se kaha Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai

Charsi: Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi ay…