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Lovers Suicide

SMS-Dude — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:38:47 +0000

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Charsi ki Dawat

SMS-Dude — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 17:44:10 +0000

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,

aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,

Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?

Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!

yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

Coke

SMS-Dude — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:08 +0000

1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola
MAA

Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon

Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA
Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

Katrina Kaif Picture

SMS-Dude — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:50:42 +0000

Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

Pagal

SMS-Dude — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:11:10 +0000

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

Afridi Ne six maara.

Pehla Pagal!!

Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

NewsPaper & Lady

DINESH — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:34:07 +0000

Aurat aur Newspepar me kya aik jesa hai????

1} dono hi bahut batuni hote hai.

2} dono jahan bhi jate hai bahut si news sath lekar jate hai.

3} Purani ho jaane ke sorat mein dono ki he nahi hoti.

Cute Joke

SMS-Dude — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:11:46 +0000

“A CUTE JOKE”

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,

Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

Chutiya

SMS-Dude — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:24:35 +0000

1 Pakistani Japan main cooking k muqable main khali pateeli me chamcha chala raha tha.

Japani: ye kia bana rhy ho?

Pakistani:
CHUTIYA ;-

Acha Tooth Paste

SMS-Dude — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:15:28 +0000

1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)

2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.

Pakstani Bulb

SMS-Dude — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 16:40:47 +0000

Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

Cigarette Noshi

SMS-Dude — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:02:02 +0000

Doctor ne 2 charsiyon se kaha Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai

Charsi: Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi ay…

Samajdhar Pappu!

SMS-Dude — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:02:02 +0000

Pappu k ghar guest Aa gaey,
Maa ney kaha “jao baita ja k mehmanon k liay kuch ley k Aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur..
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Raksha le Aaya:)
G OYE PAPPU.

Buyer Seller Joke

komal — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:11:22 +0000

Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
How do I know if it is pure honey?
Seller: give the dog some honey…
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer: what if the dog licks it?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Doctor Joke

SMS-Dude — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:51:19 +0000

A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :D

English SMS Joke

SMS-Dude — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:02:40 +0000

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun…

Hindi Funny Joke

SMS-Dude — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:02:15 +0000

Friend: He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de, Dukh de, Sari duniya ka Gum de…
Other Friend: Yar itni saari demand kyun karte ho, Sirf Biwi maanglo!Hi

Police SMS Joke

SMS-Dude — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:02:07 +0000

Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
Inspector: Bas aik dafa… ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para

Hijack!

SMS-Dude — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:03:16 +0000

A guy in plane sttod up n shouted
“HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared n raised Hands
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frm other end Of the plane a guy shouted back
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“Hi JOHN”

Faqeer ki Girlfriend

SMS-Dude — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:08:16 +0000

Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!

Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!

Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..

Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,

Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…

English Joke

SMS-Dude — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:51:07 +0000

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world’s largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t be heard!

Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls.
14P.M