Jokes SMS

1 Pakistani Japan main cooking k muqable main khali pateeli me chamcha chala raha tha.

Japani: ye kia bana rhy ho?

Pakistani:
CHUTIYA ;-

1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)

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2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.

Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

Doctor ne 2 charsiyon se kaha Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai

Charsi: Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi ay…

Pappu k ghar guest Aa gaey,
Maa ney kaha “jao baita ja k mehmanon k liay kuch ley k Aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur..
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Raksha le Aaya:)
G OYE PAPPU.

Buyer to seller: is it pure honey?
How do I know if it is pure honey?
Seller: give the dog some honey…
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer: what if the dog licks it?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :D