Jokes SMS

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun…

Friend: He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de, Dukh de, Sari duniya ka Gum de…
Other Friend: Yar itni saari demand kyun karte ho, Sirf Biwi maanglo!Hi

Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
Inspector: Bas aik dafa… ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para

A guy in plane sttod up n shouted
“HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared n raised Hands
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frm other end Of the plane a guy shouted back
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“Hi JOHN”

Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!

Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!

Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..

Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,

Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world’s largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t be heard!

Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls.
14P.M

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”

Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi;)