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GEO Pakistan
Oct 11
America ny ek choor pakerny wali machine banai
Jisny America main 30 minute main 30 choor pakray .
ENgland main 30 minute main 50 chor aur india main 30 minute main 100 chor pakray jab wo machine pakistan lai gai to 15 minute main
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Wo machine he chori ho gai .
Geo pakistan ..Beth ker check kerna
Oct 11
Ek joke suno
Pata hai Taway pe Pop-Corn Q uchhaltay hain??
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Nahi pata?
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Nahi?
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Kabhi baith k dekhna pata chal jaye ga
Guiness Book Of World Record 2009.
Aik Pakistani Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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.Janaza kal 4 bajay he.
Where Was Subzi Mandi?
Oct 7
(In 2025)
man wid his son at main gate of Gaddafi stadium
Beta humare zmany mein yahan match hua krty thyBeta: acha Abu!
To tub sabzi mandi kahan hoti thi.?
Planet
Oct 6
SWEETEST EXCUSE; A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angrily say wat is this? Kid replies:techer k pass STARS khatam ho gaye to PLENET dene shuru kar diye…!
Dentist Joke
Oct 4
ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.ChILd:He he he he
Chinese or American
Oct 4
Pagal chinese se:tum American ho?
Chinese:nhi mein Chinese huPagal:nhi tum American ho
Chinese guse se:han han mein American hu
Pagal:lgte to Chinese he ho…
