Jokes SMS

Man on his death bed confesses to his wife
I had an affair with ur sister, ur best friend & the maid

Wife:I know darling. Now relax & let the poison work.

Dulhan Andhy Shoher Se
“Kaash Tumhari Ankhain Hoten To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakty”
Shoher
“Agar Tum Khobsurat Hoten To Kya Ankhon Waly Tumhy Mere Leye Chorty?”

doctor mareez k peechey bhag raha tha

logon ne pocha kya hua?

doc: 4 baar aisa hua
sala dimagh ka operation karwany aata hai or baal katwa k bhag jata hai

Teacher: Bachön batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana dia uska naam kia hay?
Students:- (ADNAN SAMI)

a boy n Girl Luv each other.
One day They were Talking.
Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.

uff What a Touching Story :-D

Once there were 3 people
Boss,officer & clerk going 4 a Lunch They met with a Jin
Jin said: im here 2 fulfil 3 wishes of a person but u r 3 peoples
So i’ll fulfil 1 wish 4 each
Clerk quickly said: send me 2 USA with a lot money.puff clerk disapears
Officer said: send me 2 Paris with a lot of money.puff officer disapear

Jin said 2 Boss what’s ur wish he said
“I want these 2 idiots back at office after lunch at 2:00pm”

Moral: Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st..

Malik: tum andar kyon aay tumhay nahi pata tha kay main naha raha ho

Nokar: maf karna may samjha malkin hay.. ;-)