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  • 1 admi apny bety k liey aisa ROBOT laya jo jhut bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha
    Beta; papa aj me school ni jaunga mery pait ma dard ha (chatakh)!
    Bap:dekha! Ap ne jhut bola is liey apko saza mili,me jb ap jitna tha to kbi jhut ni bolta tha(chatakh)!!
    Wife (hanste huey):ap hi ka beta ha (chatakh).

  • Importance of thumb:
    Babies use it 4 chewing.
    ILLiterate PEOpl use it 4 sign
    Winners use it 4 victory
    & my fans use it 4 reading my Msgs
    Oohhh..u 2..??
    Crazy fans! ;-)

  • 3 chipkalian diwar par bathi thin.
    1 ne gana start kia.

    Jaisy he gana khatam hua,baki ki 2 gir gaien.

    Btao kyun?

    ?
    ?
    is lye k baki 2 ny tali bjaai thi.

  • Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

    Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

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