Jokes SMS

1 admi apny bety k liey aisa ROBOT laya jo jhut bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha
Beta; papa aj me school ni jaunga mery pait ma dard ha (chatakh)!
Bap:dekha! Ap ne jhut bola is liey apko saza mili,me jb ap jitna tha to kbi jhut ni bolta tha(chatakh)!!
Wife (hanste huey):ap hi ka beta ha (chatakh).

Importance of thumb:
Babies use it 4 chewing.
ILLiterate PEOpl use it 4 sign
Winners use it 4 victory
& my fans use it 4 reading my Msgs
Oohhh..u 2..??
Crazy fans! ;-)

3 chipkalian diwar par bathi thin.
1 ne gana start kia.

Jaisy he gana khatam hua,baki ki 2 gir gaien.

Btao kyun?

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is lye k baki 2 ny tali bjaai thi.

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.